December 2009
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Tonight, I will sleep in my undergarments.
– Ethan
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Norah: Do you like this TV show, Mommy?
Me: Yes.
Norah: Then you should put a ring on it.
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Norah, you are annoying because you smell like onions.
– Ethan
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If you have a $150 you can’t be a hobo. If you have $150, then...
– Ethan
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Daddy is very old. Mommy is not very old, and she is skinny.
– Norah, who is currently my favorite child.
My new nickname is John. What’s yours?
– Norah
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It's lovely this time of year
Ethan’s first suggestion for where to go for spring break: Vietnam. Suggestion 2: South Dakota.
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Mommy, Norah kicked me in the jimmy john.
– Ethan