a child is a curly dimpled lunatic |
A catalog of funny things my kids have done or said, because I never remember this stuff as long as I think I will. |
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"Ethan! You pee as loud as a donkey screams!"
Norah
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Norah says “Look, I made my own iPad.” (Taken with Instagram at ckilgore’s house)
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NotesMe: You want to get up and get in the shower for me, bud? Ethan: No, but I will. *deep sigh* Me: What's wrong? Do you not feel good? Ethan: No. I was just thinking about the Bermuda Triangle ... -
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When you tell the kids they are going to a football party, they dress for the occasion. (Taken with Instagram at Kilgore Homestead)
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Ethan reading the New York Review of Books (article about Steve Jobs), eating breakfast, wearing a bow tie. Like a tiny English professor. (Taken with Instagram at ckilgore’s house)
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Ethan: Everyone has a cough but me. Me: You're lucky. Ethan: No, I'm awesome. -
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Self Portrait, by Ethan
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Notes Kids for sale - cheap!Would anyone like to buy two children for the low, low price of $133? It will help us cover the cost of this month’s water bill (also $133) since the kids turned on the garden hose and then left it on … for three weeks.
I don’t think it would be hard to train them for manual labor (small nimble fingers!) and they don’t eat much.
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Ethan is on @instagram now at @ekhadley (Taken with instagram)
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Ethan’s hair-don’t. (Taken with Instagram at ckilgore’s house)
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19 miles.
The last couple sucked, and I am getting really nervous about the marathon. I know that a bunch of people peak their mileage at 18, but I...
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Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
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It’s Friday, and your dad knew what that meant - it was time to drink his goddamn face off. He won every party he ever went to and woke up Saturday...
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shit just got real.
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Caretaker extraordaire (Taken with instagram)
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