a child is a curly dimpled lunatic
|A catalog of funny things my kids have done or said, because I never remember this stuff as long as I think I will.|
|Ethan:||This morning in the bathroom I saw the coolest thing ... in the mirror.|
|Norah:||Was it the guy next to you?|
|Waitress to Ethan:||You are the spitting image of your dad.|
|Me:||Norah, did you brush your teeth?|
|Norah:||No! I have to do something first!|
|Norah:||Shake my booty.|
|Brent:||Is it a mammal?|
|Me:||Does it live on land?|
|Norah:||IS IT A LAND DOLPHIN?!|
how many syllables
if i want to haiku/senryu
i need to count.
i suppose it doesn’t matter.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience